british summer is here.
[rain pouring] [thunder rumbling] [car horn blaring]
“go on. wheyyyyyyy!! Oh no.”
[in distance: “YOU IDIOT”, uproarious laughter]
“why would you go through that. what are you doing. ahhh no, he’s actually floating!”
“well of course he is. what a fucking bellend!”
“what a knobhead!”
“fucking hell.”
this is the most accurate depiction of britain i have ever seen
White Car: Has the good sense to stop and consider turning around.
Blue Van: Fuck you! Move! Let me through! *floats away drowning in their own stupidity*





